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Old Sep 11, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #1461
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*goes on a rampage after Irn Bru*
*somebody seems to have stolen the last batch*

*chokes the beaver for a sip of bru*

*realises it might be poisoned... o.O*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 09:57 AM // 09:57   #1462
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RARH!!!

*stomps around the bar, stepping on little wammo feet every now and then*

*drinks beer*

*hic*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #1463
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Everyone has to be nice to me, it's my birthday

*Sips beer and waits for presents*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 11:41 AM // 11:41   #1464
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*its always a wammos birthday*
*throws cheese at Paul.. cheese is good btw*

*grab my bottle of IrnBru and slurps away*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #1465
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paul, you haunted me last night.

*throws a couple rashers of bacon at paul*

*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40   #1466
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*pokes bacon*

*drinks Irn Bru*



*observes a nearby wammo smiling at bacon lustfully*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #1467
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that's it, i'm outta here.
have fun with your harem.
*downs beer*
*hic*
later losers.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #1468
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Eats wammo's arms and legs.
Taunts wammo torso.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #1469
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #1470
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*touch everyone in the bar*
*take out BFG-9000 and blown pwnd into pieces*
*sips beer*
*run outside and shout.. USA.. USA..USA*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #1471
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*Tosses Paul a package, In accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 08:43 PM // 20:43   #1472
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*opens package*
"Oh great, a book entitled How to Follow the Great Prophecy. How did you know? Written by Retribution X. i didn't know you wrote a book..."

*Ponders situation*

*Reads book, in accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 08:46 PM // 20:46   #1473
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*Looks at paul strangely, because I had put a Titanic amount of ecto in there, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Shakes a fist at the prophecy because it changed midsentance, In accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 09:40 PM // 21:40   #1474
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*looks around the bar*
*wonders what strange adventures will take place today while i'm not around*
*sulks*
anyway, play nice children. daddy's off to work.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #1475
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Eats book of prophecy, in accordance with the prophecy.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 11, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #1476
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"How dare you eat that WONDERFUL *Wink* present that Retribution X gave me!"

*Eats bar patron*

"Why do the keep coming in here?"
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #1477
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ban all bar partrons?


*sips beer*

anyone wanna do dart practice with the rats????
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 01:40 AM // 01:40   #1478
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*runs in circles*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #1479
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*drinks beer*
*looks around*
*drinks beer*
*looks around*
*drinks beer*
*looks around*
*drinks beer*
*looks around*
*drinks beer*
*looks around*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 12, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #1480
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*looks around*
*puts up posters so people have something to look at*
*sips beer*
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